Bali EPIC Trip 2013..

"BALI" is like my second home. Whenever however whoever wherever I got the chance.. I assure you Ben Teo will be there.. Bali to me is the ultimate holiday destination.. The food, the beaches, the culture, the architecture.. I love it all. EVEN after this EPIC trip to my favorite destination I STILL LOVE IT! Alright no more bullshit, I shall pen down what make this trip to Bali that EPIC and DIFFERENT from the many times I've being there.

It all started on the day I was leaving for the trip. 

See our lovely princess came to the airport to send us off. Everything still seem good.

 



But once we cleared the custom, a lot of my dear friends residing in my stomach also near my custom already.. I keep running to the toilet to chop passport for them so they can clear custom.. It was like 10 times or so since morning.. and worse of all.. I feel like vomiting.. I tried but nothing come out. We walked to our gate, there was a long queue at our gate so I told my wife.. "FK I really cannot take it already. I want vomit liao you go Q first!" Once I reached the toilet, I dashed into one of the cubicle, tell myself that this "Want to vomit but cannot vomit" feeling is really fk up, maybe after vomit I will feel better and recover? Don't know is heng or what the cubicle that I've entered someone just LS.. I've no choice but to inhale one deep breath and %@^@&! HUAT AH! My breakfast all come out.. Three full shots.. It was so loud that after I exit the cubicle I dared not look at anyone.. SO EMBARRASSING! I thought I was going to be OK but I was so wrong.. I FELT WORSE..

We boarded the plane despite my condition because I couldn't bare to let my wife travel alone. I carry on visiting the toilet on the plane because my custom was always busy I don't know why..I kept asking myself when will this end?! While back at my seat I was so cold that I was constantly shivering.. At some point according to my wife, not only does I shiver.. I also kind of vibrate periodically.. like I tio seizure or something la.. Damn it man I must look really retarded..

Finally after two and a half hour we arrived safety in Bali, thank GOD I survived the flight. Shortly after we disembarked, I was really jelly from all the toilet visits and could barely walk already. We approached an airport staff, explained our situation and requested for a wheelchair. We were told there was a clinic at the airport which we could visit but guess what happen in the end?! After clearing the custom and spend almost half an hour escorting us here and there in the airport. THEY FKING USHER US OUT OF THE AIRPORT TO THE TAXI STAND AND ASK US TO F OFF! Told us there's no clinic in the airport and asked us to arrange with the hotel to take us to clinic! We are like SIMI LJ service is this? Bo pian lo we got on the taxi and told the driver to drove us to the nearest clinic near our hotel in legian and this is the end result..

$2.8millions RP to see doctor. $100sgd for charcoal pill! Wah LAN OEI.. NNB Almost all the RP that we change for this trip use to see this LJ doctor liao lo..  

Initially they still wanted me to do the what shit test.. Use the glove to dig my A hole and shit in the bottle.. Lucky never do sia if not I think $5million also not enough.. After paying the hefty medical bill, well like VIP we were then charter back to our hotel in an ambulance. Hahaha how cool is that?! People at most take limousine to hotel, limbei take ambulance!! The hotel staff see liao also stunned.. I'm like "my luggage at the back of the ambulance" to the staff..

 

  

KNN $100 charcoal pill I must imagine it is some kind of a "仙丹" godly pill.. So keep telling myself I'm FINE already after eating it! Look at my fking smile.. fake one.. I'm still feeling weak..

 

  Check-in to our lovely 5-star Sheraton Hotel. Very new hotel. Less then 2 years old I think. See this dancer.. not easy her job. When guest arrived she have to wayang and dance like very happy. See her smile same like me also abit sian.

 

Can't check in yet cause still early so go walk walk. Sick also want to explore new skim spot!

See wave already feel abit better. Tongue can stick out liao 

I usually can eat a lot one loh.. But this is my lunch.. Just one small bowl of soup and I'm done. Really no appetite

My wife ate this. Say is damn nice. Yummy

Finally Check-In. 4028 huat ah

Ai seh see through bathroom wor.. So my wife can watch me shit

The room is very big and nicely decorated

So called ocean view..

Really sad never get to use this.. Wasted sia

Wah this bedsheet is damn song lor.. It is super silky smooth like my butt and see the monogram machiam Fred Perry loh.. Nice sia this..

 

The best thing about staying in this hotel is THIS!! The spectacular Sunset View! It is by far the best I've seen.

Mai tu liao.. Let's go take a swim and chill by the pool enjoying the sunset like a boss..

This is what happen when u throw a sick pig into a pool and make him watch sunset.. You get a face that look like cock..

Heavenly

Too damn nice and romantic view

Off to eat dinner at Semiyak

Let's go~

Recommended by my wife after doing some research. Cheap Italian food with really nice ambience.

Wife insisted on taking photo that can't see shit..

This type of photo don't know take for what sia.. U can see my kuku face meh?!

Food is normal only la

As usual this kind of stupid place like to give big plate and small food

It was so dark when they serve this.. I didn't notice and dig in on the banana.. knn pui fking banana.. I almost vomit again.. Where got lava choc cake with ice cream put banana one?!

 

Vegetable soup again for the following day.. This time round better.. with rice

Exploring the beach again..

I really very discipline.. First time in Bali for so many days never enter water.. Honestly speaking I cannot tahan erected already especially when I see the awesome wave!

At one of our favorite Haunt in Bali. Madi Warung

Nasi goring special. Don't know why the standard drop so much sia.. Not that great anymore

Wah lan oei... Vegetable soup again.. I hate falling sick on a holiday..

Check-in to our last hotel in Bali. Bali Dynasty Hotel. Not good la.. Very old hotel.. Location not that good too..

This last picture ended this Bali Trip with a EPIC finale. Remember I was wheel chaired into Bali?! Now my wife is wheel chaired out of Bali because she injured herself at her company team building event. The sole reason why I still decide to follow her on this trip because she couldn't missed it. But the drama doesn't end here. The fking KLM airline doesn't allow us to board the plane! We were told we need a doctor letter indicating she is fit to fly. Come on man wtf is this?! Just a sprain ankle dude? We tried contacting the company doctor that attended to her earlier but couldn't locate him.

 

Me: "Then now what?"

KLM: "If you don't mind, we could get the letter from the airport clinic."

Me: "Airport got clinic meh?" recalling the drama on the first day

KLM: "Yes"

Me: "Are you sure?!" My blood start to boil

KLM: "We could bring you there.. Let's go if not you will miss your flight"

 

Anyway what happen in the end is that the KLM staff that escorted us was also sick and don't even know where the F is the clinic.. We went in and out of the custom a couple of time and when we finally arrived at the clinic.. The KLM staff also went in to see the doctor loh..

 

Lesson learnt from this EPIC trip. Always buy a travel insurance. And BALI is still my favorite holiday destination! I'll be back!