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Tuesday 30 April 2013

Proud of Singapore Skimboarding Community

What the hell is Skimboarding or Skimboarders?!  Oh... are you referring to those fking morons "surfer wanna-be" with a mini surfer board hanging by the beach every weekend when there isn't even any wave to be seen at all?


Technically you are right.. We are those fking morons.. running from side to side along the beach every weekend.. running.. dropping.. sliding.. falling.. That's what we do best.. Run for 20metres... hangtime on the board or on the wave for less then 3 metres.. And can still smile like we are having a good times.. Yes I know it look stupid at times.. Well that's us.. We called ourselves "Skimboarder"

But guess what douchebag.. the board we are holding is not a surfboard.. it's called a skimboard you idiot.. It is not purely designed to surf wave so we don't need to have big wave and we are able to utilize them under any wave condition. It is specifically designed to let us glide on the sand out and ride the wave *of any size* back. Lesson time over. Go google "How to skimboard" if you are still keen to find out more.

Now that you are aware of what skimboarding is all about you might ask... but SINGAPORE how to skim? Where got waves? 360 out of 365 days a year it is almost as flat as fishing pond.. Skimboarding in Malaysia, Philippines, Hong Kong, Taiwan, Japan or any other countries still must sense as there will at least have some good wave periodically.. But Singapore is still plain stupid for the sport to begin with right?! How do u explain that?!

Sadly you are right.. Our lousy wave condition is a fact that we can't change.. Any government agency or sport council will never notice us or recognize our sport.. let not even talk about getting sponsor for our best riders to compete overseas.. NEVER.. We will always be a joke in the eyes of the general public.. All these are the HARD TRUTH that we are facing..

But why are we still doing this Skimming? Why are we still smiling when you are probably mocking at us? Let me explain to you my friends..

IT IS BECAUSE OF OUR...

 
Heritage value.
We have came a long way. It will be quite sad to let the sport die in our generation. Look at the photo date.. taken in 1994.. At least 19 years!!


Friendship.
Although some have fallen but a lot are friendship are formed through the sport. Sharing all the pain and joy in all these years.
 


Talent.

"I'm not referring to myself by the way"
this is me.. making an appearance on several occasion overseas.. introducing myself as a skimboarder from Singapore.. But if you think this is all Singapore skimboarders had to offer.. you are truly mess up and got it wrong my friends.. I am just a normal SG skimmer that is really passionate about the sport with skills far from what our top fews had to offer..

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NOW TIME FOR SOME SERIOUS ACTIONS!!

Izan "Superman grab"

Izan. Seeing is believing.

Izan. Fly fly fly

Izan. Olie re-entry

Izan. "Superman airwalk"

 
Izan. Simply riding

Amie. Izan elder brother
 
Amie. Taking it easy

Sham. Showing all he got in Penang comp

 

Alfian. Our Legend. Go google "Alfian Billabong"

Alfian. Launching in.
 
Zai. Brother of Amie and Izan.
 

 
Our home grown talent "Izan" among all other veterans such as Alfian, Amie, Sham, Zai winning competition across Asia.

Heritage Value, Friendship and Talents. These all the three key factors that kept us going. However, I'm not proud of Singapore skimmers because of how well our riders can ride or execute tricks, not because of the size of our community, not because of how far the sport had came... HELL NO!!.. In term of skills, our rider had much to improve.. In term of size of our community, our numbers are nothing compare to our neighboring countries but we are slowly rebuilding..

I AM PROUD OF SINGAPORE SKIMBOARDERS BECAUSE OF OUR "PASSION" FOR THE SPORT!

 
 
For example: Side slipping. Yes some of us are able to do it. BUT that's about it... If we are faced with good wave condition.. We side slip out and don't know WTF is up next.. How to turn the board back to original position.. wrapping etc.. BECAUSE we only practice side-slip-to-no-where during our flat wave condition.. "Come let try to reach the boat.. See who can go further.." That's all that we can do or practice. 



No matter how worse or fcuk up our wave condition, we are always skimming and smiling. Without fail, our skimmers will gather by the beach every weekend to enjoy the sport and had a great time at the beach encouraging one another. Trust me... given our condition.. anyone from anywhere would have quit skimboarding long ago and move on to other things in life.. BUT not for our boys!!
 
While competing overseas, the locals have months or years to season themselves with the wave condition. Our boys only had 1 day or so before the competition to experience the condition first hand.. bare in mind we are used to and only practice under totally flat environment. But we still do our best and prove our worth.
 
This sport have came a long way. A lot of us veteran skimmers are getting old and is slowly migrating towards promoting, motivating and educating the younger generation into the sport. Please show some respect and support for our community. We really want the future generation to enjoy the sport as much as we do. To all Singapore Skimboarders, young and old.. you guys are the best in my heart.. Keep the Passion burning.. I, Ben Teo will always ride along side with you till I can ride no more..
 


 
Do check out our community at the following links:
 
 
 

Monday 22 April 2013

TAIWAN SKIM TRIP 2013 (Day 3 & 4 Kenting)

Time to head south to Kenting. Took the High Speed Rail (HSR) from Taipei main station to Zuo ying station in 高雄. About $40 per pax. Really smooth ride took only about 2 hours! Highest speed 330km!

Upon reaching Zuo Ying station, we were welcome by our local friend "Tim & Ivy". They were really nice to fetch us from Kaohsiung to Kenting. Estimate car ride about 1-2hr.

Our transport. Thank MTV for Pimping my Ride!! Ermmm Hello Kitty Taiwan Style..

 

Stop by this famous cheesecake café. Heard that they accept pre-order online and is able to deliver to anywhere in Taiwan. Woah..

 




Next stopover. A simple yet well known dessert store near to kenting area. Eat ICE in such a hot weather = shiok!


It's abit like our ice-kachang.


The most famous Bao shop in kenting. Always got long queue, guess it must be really good. I never eat because I wanna skim!! hahahah



FINALLY!!~ Kenting Skimboarding time!!~


As usual, girls will be cam-whoring while the boys are hot in actions. Left to right "Tina, Angela, Ivy, Mickey"


First dinner in Kenting Smokey Joe's. Alfresco dining with a wide variety of food and drink. After our dinner, it's back to 民俗 for an early night as we need to wake up really early tomorrow to prepare for the Skim comp!

 
 

Our 民俗 "Boujour" a three storey Semi-D with like 10 rooms inside!



Skimmers and their spouse and kids from all over the world staying under one roof! How cool is that huh?! haha..


Commencement of the 2nd official international skimboarding competition held in Taiwan Kenting. Our commentator "Yellow Man" haha!!~ This year we have skimmers from Japan, Philippines, Taiwan, Holland and of course "me" the only uncle from Singapore la!!

 
 

Exile Pros Sam Stinnett & Blair Conklin came all the way from the States to act as judge for the event. 


 And preform some demos as well!


The sun is really scorching HOT in the southern part of Taiwan "Kenting" too!!


Haha.. dear helping out for the competition at the registration counter.. poor thing have to endure the hot sun..


 

老爸上场了!After this year comp, I told my wife I think I should consider retiring from competition. Age have really taken a toll on me. Maybe I can consider manager role, bringing the best skimmer from my country to compete instead! If not wait another 5 more years I can enter the 乐龄 category hahaha..

 
 

Long day at the beach for everybody. Time for Kenting party time!

 
 

Kenting night market feel somehow like Shilin + Bali.. It is really happening at night with the whole street filled with carts after carts selling street foods and surf shops as well. 

 

I tell you this grill pork slices is the beast! It is freaking good! Juicy and peppery.. Yummy~


What is Taiwan without bubble tea?! Anyway this stupid frog brand sux..


Wife brought me to this store saying it is quite popular.


I was quite skeptical at first by the look of it.. it look so disgusting sia.. like assorted kway chay gone wrong.. But I tell you this dish is THE BOMB!! Damn shiok sia.. highly recommended la u must try.. it's actually like our Yong Tao Hu with a special sauce that is quite sweet..


鸡扒that taste like shit..


Street bartender selling Mojito drinks..

 

Well something epic happen here.. Wife decided to try out the street massage services for her back ache. While waiting for her turn, I noticed one of the masseuse suddenly 翻白眼 while massaging for one of the customer which is quite over-size *not this pair in the picture*. Out of boredom。。

 I turned to my wife and said "Dear 你看。。那师傅。。”

 Wife: 师傅怎么了?

Me: 他按到翻白眼。。那顾客太肥了。。呵呵

Wife: 你知道他们是什么人吗?

Me: 什么? o.0"

Wife: Read the banner... you idiot..

OMFG my CB 鸡白 mouth strike again.. I immediately realize my mistake and was so sorry... But story doesn't end here.. we went back for their service on the following day and this time round I decided to go for it.. and guess what.. I got selected by the 师傅 that I gossip about.. After he sat me down I almost burst out laughing upon seeing his pants....

*look very closely at the words*

 

After our round at the night market, everyone was really tired and headed back for an early rest.

End of Day 3~

 
 

2nd Day for the skim comp. Quarter, Semi and Final... Didn't managed to get in because I sux.. haha.. I must say the Philippines riders are killing it!~ 


Takeaway breakfast time. This is where I got my inspiration from. It's a bed & breakfast concept, on the second floor are room for tourist.



I like the simple black/white country resort theme of the café.


They served really good takeaway breakfast. Ham, Omelette and Mayo cheese toast bread.. 


"The 美女 crew"


Go Philippines! Proud of you guys! 


The really awesome skimmers!!


Our couple date "Tim & Ivy" in Taiwan! haha


美女宾团again~

Dear & Gigi


Dear & 小美


Dear & Ivy


Dear & 其其


Dear & Elami

 

Dear & Me

Japan exile rider "Kentaro"


Beach Ukulele Time~ haha

End of Event..

1st: Arjun

2nd: Manoy

3rd: 小林 from Taiwan

Congratz to all the winners!!

Here are some amazing coverage for the happening event: 







Taiwan Media coverage- http://www.ap.ntdtv.com/news/20130403/video/107732.html

End of Day 4~

 
 

*Last ride for Kenting. Photo courtesy of Steve Taylor.*